bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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whitegirlsaintshit:

k1mkardashian:

femmewitch:

chelseabanker:

THE BEAUTY OF MALE BODIES IN MOTION

Omg

the g.u.y video is amazing 

please tag… whatever this mess is

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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allmymetaphors:

why are there so many “love songs” that mention girls not knowing that they’re beautiful or attractive or whatever like is her insecurity a turn on for you?? are you afraid of being with a girl who values herself enough to leave you when you treat her badly?? wow haha really romantic so impressive 

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crownprince81:

play-the-game:

angrythecake:

poeticslave:

kyriasmith:

beben-eleben:

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” 
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! 
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” 
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” 
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! 
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” 
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” 
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” 
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. 
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! 
So who are the real robbers here?

Oh

Wow… If you don’t read this, you’re wilding.

This is rather relevant to how I ended up in my job position…

yoread


I never get tired of reading this

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

weeniecake:

omg

vardaesque:

itskindofhot-actually:

trust-me-im-the-editor:

 

piercingsandink:

benedictsbitch:

bonnyanne:

snowqueenelsa:

Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter represented by the Princesses (and a Queen)

are you sure they dont all represent winter because everything looks pretty white

okAY LISTEN UP 
TO MAKE THEM BLACK 
WOUD BE INACCURATE 
BECAUSE RAPUNZEL IS FROM GERMANY 
MERIDA IS FROM FUCKING SCOTLAND 
AND FROZEN TAKES PLACE IN DENMARK
NOW, CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, 
BUT IM PRETTY SURE THAT PEOPLE NATIVE TO THOSE  ARE USUALLY WHITE 

was hoping someone had this comment so i could reblog it ^



THERE WERE
PEOPLE OF COLOR
IN THESE PLACES???
PEOPLE OF COLOR DIDN’T JUST
START SUDDENLY EXISTING IN MODERN TIMES
THERE WERE THE MONGOLS IN GERMANY
THE SAMI PEOPLE IN DENMARK
THE BLACK MOORS IN SCOTLAND
JFC PEOPLE. WHY IS HAVING POC IN YOUR MOVIES LESS UNREALISTIC THAN TALKING BEARS OR MAGIC SNOWMEN???

YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT NATIVE TO GERMANY? CHAMELEONS
YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT NATIVE TO SCOTLAND??? FUCKING BEARS
dont try to play the indigenous people card with me i will tear you a new asshole and pour knowledge into it